Monday, March 7, 2011

Napkins!

Okay, I know this is really lame, but ALL day I have had a runny nose, and since I'm a pathetic college kid, I took care of this by carrying around a stack of napkins.

I sat through six classes, in which I took napkins and ripped them into small portions and blew my nose as inconspicuously as possible. (All the while feeling like people were judging me...) BUT! I did it none the less, because I would've dripping crap on my notes if I hadn't.

The point of all this? Well, I went to a review session tonight, and I get there a little late and sat in front of my soon to be lab partner. ^_^

I ADORE him, because as it turns out, HE is sick too. AND I watched as he took out this huge wad of napkins and blowed UBBER loud into them!!! Not giving a crap what people around him think (because I gotta say his blow was so loud, people did turn around to peek at him)!!!!

Grin. Thanks, future lab partner for making me not give a crap about appearances. I'm FUGGING sick, and I'm not afraid to cough and blow my nose!!!!!!!!! (with napkins too not to mention!!!!!!)

P.S. Just as a side note, I know me and my brother are very weary of our genes. EVERY morning my dad will come down to the kitchen and blow his nose. My brother and I always made fun of him, because he sounded like a fugging elephant!! But now that we're older, I know that we're both in the same boat. WE DO NOT WANT TO BLOW OUR NOSES LIKE THAT. I hope this isn't genetic. (I'm rather VERY conscious of how I sound when I blow my nose because of my dad...)

NAPKINS SAVED MY LIFE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!

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